Guš hatar Ķsland!

Žaš var bent į ŽESSA  sķšu ķ athugasemdarkerfinu hjį mér.  Ég var lengi vel sannfęršur um aš žetta vęri einhver grķn- sķša, einhverskonar "Baggalśtur". 

Žvķ sem žarna er haldiš į lofti er svo yfirgengilegt aš ég er enn ekki 100 % viss um aš žetta sé alvara. Trś og tjįningarfrelsiš į sér dökkar hlišar eins og žetta bull sżnir.

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GOD HATES ICELAND!

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The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

  1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
  2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
  3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
  4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
  5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
  6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
  7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
  9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

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Athugasemdir

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Žeir eru aš gera grķn aš ofsatrśarbrjįlęšingum sem nóg er af ķ Bandarķkjunum.

Gurrķ (IP-tala skrįš) 2.5.2010 kl. 16:18

2 Smįmynd: Kristjįn Hilmarsson

Žeir allavega rugla saman žjóšfįnum, en žar sem "tengillinn" į toppnum virkar ekki set ég einn hér: SMELLA žetta viršist vera "The Real Deal" svo hin er žį kannski "djókurinn" veit ekki.

Kristjįn Hilmarsson, 2.5.2010 kl. 16:28

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Žaš er ekki rétt hjį žeim aš žaš sé ekki Baptista kirkja į Ķslandi. Žaš er ein ķ keflavķk og heitir First Baptist Church. Praise the Lord, haleluja!

Rafn Haraldur Siguršsson (IP-tala skrįš) 2.5.2010 kl. 16:45

5 Smįmynd: kallpungur

Gunnar faršu bara inn į wikipedia og settu inn leitar oršin Landover Baptist Church og žér munuš sjį aš žetta er allt sjśkt grķn.

Alvarlegra er aš til er fólk af öllum trśarbrögšu sem hugsar svipašar hugsanir. Ofstęki af öllu tagi er jś hęttulegt umhverfi sķnu.

kallpungur, 2.5.2010 kl. 17:45

6 Smįmynd: Gunnar Th. Gunnarsson

Ok, žetta er s.s. "Baggalśtur"

En žaš veršur samt eiginlega ekki upp į sumt af žessu trśarliši logiš. Eins og žś segir, Karlpungur, žaš er til fólk sem hugsar svipaš.

Gunnar Th. Gunnarsson, 2.5.2010 kl. 19:11

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